So, I've embraced that I'm not girly. But, here's the thing, sometimes I really am. Like last week when I had to go to the wood shed. We ran out of firewood and the temperature was supposed to drop so I had to go down to the wood shed for some more. Now, I really don't like the wood shed. It is like the local hangout for snakes, mice, spiders and bugs, so I really try to avoid it whenever possible. This time of year isn't too big of a deal. It's too cold for snakes, bugs and most spiders, and the mice are pretty rare because of Kat (our cat). I still don't like it though.
This is where the creepy-crawlies live. (Just to be clear, I'm not talking about the cuties in the picture!)
So here I am, all alone in the wood shed, loading up the truck. Everytime I pick up a piece of wood, I expect some rabid mouse to attack me or a flesh eating bug to crawl up my coat sleeve. It's crazy, really it is, but I'm doing a quick inspection of every piece. I get all the firewood that I'm going to for this trip and move on to the kindling. As I bend down to pick some up, I feel something moving in my hair. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is where the girly-girl comes out. I start dancing around that wood shed like a mad woman, because as you know that's the best way to get an unknown creature off of you. I'm shaking my head back and forth and doing whatever else I could think of trying to get this thing off of me. I'm sure it's some kind of huge, hairy, cold-loving mutant spider that is going to take my life. Then I freeze, because I've realized it wasn't a man-eating spider at all, it was just my hair. A piece of hair had fell down from my ponytail. I proceeded to do what anyone would do in this situation...look around and make sure nobody saw my little freak out. I don't know who I was expecting to see. Adam was at work and the girls were sleeping. I can only imagine what would have happened if there had been someone there. Now that would have been a freak-out.
So there you have it. My name is Sarah, and I'm a girly-girl.
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ReplyDeleteHaha!! I laughed so hard while reading this! I could picture this perfectly...although I have never been guilty of it myself! ;)
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud reading this! Loved it!
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